Ablogination

I’m so goddamn mad I can’t even sleep.

Now first, the Hall itself does not handle the inductions. That’s the responsibility of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation. An aberration of a committee monopolized by founder Jann Wenner, former foundation director Suzan Evans, and writer Dave Marsh.

These people are fucking losers. The very worst kind.

Frank Zappa had a term for them, “strictly commercial".
These Foundation Fucks wouldn’t know Rock n Roll from Lawrence Welk. Thus is made evident by the fact that a fucking Rap group, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five, we’re inducted in ‘97 passing up the The Dave Clark Five who actually received more votes.
Isn’t there enough Rap groups to open their own museum
on Century Blvd. or some shit?
They’re fixing votes and ignoring petitions that bear thousands of signatures.
Just for a headline and some ratings for their lame TV broadcast.
It’s about them and never has been about the music or the artists that made it the greatest musical form ever.

The Sex Pistols, inducted in 2006, refused to attend the ceremony, calling the museum a “piss stain.”
They’re right! It’s a fucking joke in the tradition of the Oscars and Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Now, these fucking assclowns once again scraped the bottom of the barrel to get a headline grabbing, non Rock n Roll act or two into a Hall of Fame in which they could never possibly belong.

John Mellencamp… he fits the mold (that’s being kind) but never should have been inducted with so many deserving groups before him.

Leonard Cohen… This man is a great poet, he just needs to be inducted into the Lounge Singer’s Hall of Fame instead.

The Dave Clark Five… finally. After so many undeserving freak shows before them.

The Ventures… the fact that they’re just now being recognized proves conclusively that the Hall’s Fuck Foundation is incompetent at best.

Then there’s Madonna. FUCKING MADONNA?????!!!!!
That fucking skank couldn’t carry Janis Joplin’s sandals!
This is the last straw. Seeing The Queen of Slop on stage getting inducted is bad enough, seeing her presented by a bitchly, no-talent punk like Justin Timberflake is absolutely sickening. Justin Timberlake?? He shouldn’t even be allowed on the property.
Thank God Iggy Pop showed up long enough to mock Madonna and the event in general. Where’s Courtney Love when you need to see Madonna pelted with makeup compacts and false lashes?
I’d like to see Bo Diddley break a guitar over the head of whoever considered her in the first place.

Rock n Roll Hall of Shame. That’s what you fucking losers are. You’re a disgrace to everything that is truly Rock n Roll.
Where’s Mark Farner? Where’s Rory Gallagher?? Where’s Phil Lynott and the Big Bopper you fucking ingrates?
Stevie Ray Vaughan??
I’ll tell you where they are, getting pushed aside for
Michael Jackson and the fucking BeeGees. That’s where.
Don’t they have a goddamn Disco Hall of Fame for these two bit side show acts?

You fucking wannabes wouldn’t know Rock and Roll if someone shoved it in your asses and set it on fire. And I truly hope someone does exactly that.

One of these days, hopefully, someone who actually knows the meaning of the term Rock n Roll will take over and right all the horrible, horrible wrongs committed by these wastes of fucking air at the Hall of Fame Foundation.

Until then, a joke thou shalt be.

Now pay attention, losers. THIS is Rock n Roll. It has a twelve bar rhythm and sends chills down one’s spine. And don’t you fucking forget it!!!….