Ablogination

It’s not that I’ve been slacking, it’s just that race week in Bristol is a busy time and as much as I love our visitors, they give me a serious headache.
Ever try blogging with a sledgehammer headache?
That’s why I never commented on Bush speeches, couldn’t listen to the dweeb without getting one of these.

1) Obama on Leno:

Some seem upset about Obama making that appearance. I suggest such folks take a longer look.

I don’t have a problem with it at all.
That stuffed suit, quasi-royalty image of a President should have been done away with long ago.

Obama has broken a very foolish and delusional mold. The fact that POTUS are presented as some supreme infallible being is part of what keeps politicians out of touch with common people.
Obama simply doesn’t want to become out of touch. He is, in fact, the most in touch president since Carter and even more so than he.
Would we rather he was attending some fancy banquet with ice sculptures and harp players?

The mold Obama just broke will only lead us to bigger, better, more Liberal things in the future. The door is now open for “regular guy” (or girl) to end up on top and that’s a good thing.
As of last night, the definition of looking and acting “presidential” has forever changed for the better. No more corporate-asshat looking clowns in starched suits that appear behind a podium for a few mins then vanish into thin air.
If America wanted that kind of thing we would have elected Mitt Romney.

This is “change” and it’s good. Real good.

2) Fat ass, fat ass,…wherefore art thou O’ fat ass?

Somebody must have paid Rush Limpballs a visit and made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.
The fattest, loudest, lyin’est mouth in the nation seems to have been rendered silent.

Good. Bloated, puss-faced gay pedophiles give me a headache too. And he’s still the GOP poster child with or without the attention.

3) Israeli Terrorism.

Israel said, in the middle of the Gaza Holocaust, that “no civilians were being targeted". We here at TN420 told you they were and as usual, we were right.
Not only targeting civilians, but killing them as a part of a strategy of turning the civilian population of Gaza against Hamas.

That’s real genius. Murder people’s children to make them hate someone other than you.

No wonder Israel is falling faster than panties at a frat party. The great Jewish minds of yore no longer exist. Just one bungling, inept, display of ignorance and terrorism after another. And now the truth is coming out.

4) Sen. Chuck (The Fuck) Grassley.

It seems the Iowa Senator is a tad vexed that our leaders have displayed the wisdom, the courage and the genuine Christian love to stop harassing Medical Marijuana dispensaries.

Well, Chuck. Fuck you and the smarmy whore that bore you. People like you are a disgrace to this nation, our people, humanity in general and Jesus Christ himself.

Some choice quotes from Sen. Fuck Grassley…

“The first rule of medicine, first do no harm, is being violated by the attorney general by his decision,”

Marijuana does not cause harm and the AG is a lawyer, not a doctor, you fucking twit.

“the new policy is counterproductive because marijuana leads to use of harder drugs.”

All applicable science has proven that statement to be patently false. You lying sack of shit.

Iowa, you did well helping push Barack to victory in the Democratic primary. Now it’s time to further aid your country by voting this miserable piece of back-assward Neanderthal fuck out of office.

5) Dick Cheney.

He said something, but it was about as important as he is.

I honestly hope this traitor gets tried for treason and war crimes one day. But I’ll settle for his ultimate demise too. Maybe his rolling of the seven will finally give the nation some closure if not a big smile.

Talk about putting the fun back in funeral.

6) AIG.

Man up, Fed. Seize all the assets of AIG. From the buildings and lands right down to the toilet paper rolls in the bathroom.
Liquidate it all, pay back the tax payers, give the rest to the employees, install a CEO, rehire the employees and never allow them to so much as write a check for lunch without gov’t approval.

Headache is gone. Thank God for Morphine.