Ablogination

Let’s face the facts. We have a steady procession of clowns and other circus acts vying for the Governorship of the State of Tennessee. It’s time we chose a candidate that makes them all look like they’re standing still.

Four legs will always be better than two when it comes to Tennessee politics.

From the stale, murky depths of TN politics a rising star is born. In a virtual sea of that green schmag we see in puddles near broken sewer lines, a beacon of precious light doth exist.
She hails from Hoots and her name is MABLE.

Ward Cammack? He stated that he “changed” in 2000. Fact is (and since Cammack refuses to answer the question) Cammack voted for George W. Bush in 2004. Why else would he fear being asked who he voted for so?
The jig is up, the news is out, the kiss of political death is upon Ward’s lips.

McWherter? Was asked a few rudimentary questions and he too has proven to be far too chickenshit to answer. Yellow is not a good color for a Democratic candidate.

Herron?
Lights are on but no one’s home. At this point he’d have to Legalize Marijuana and bring Elvis back to get my primary vote.

Kim McMillan? Making no effort whatsoever. No online presence, no street presence. You can’t win buy being quiet.

Given the ‘72 VW Bug full of clowns we have to choose from thus far, the only logical choice for our endorsement for Governor is MABLE.
The Hottie from Hoots does not lie. She does not cheat, she does not deceive.
Just straight forward truth and reality.
No gimmicks, no dirty money, no hidden extramarital affairs. Mable does not attempt to rest on the laurels of family members before her. She doesn’t even ask for donations.
She damn sure didn’t vote Neo-Con in 2004.

We at TN420 hereby state our undying support for the smartest, most courageous and honestly, cutest candidate in the race.

We are ready, willing and Mable.