Ablogination

…Oh, God. It just never ends with this loser. The biggest joke of a Governor (with the exception maybe of Ahhnold) in the nation, and miserably failed VP candidate in 2008, seemingly can’t let a single week go by without making a complete and total fool of herself.

Excellent.
This walking, talking 404 error message is doing for the GOP what panty hose did for finger fucking.
Now, (LOL) now, Scary Sara Palin has chosen to QUIT her elected office and abandon her SWORN responsibilities to the state of Alaska and it’s people.
What a great VP she would have been, huh?
Simply amazing (and kinda humorous). The GOP is once again driven further into it’s grave as a result of the single dumbest American (yes, even dumber than Bush) that ever strapped on heels.

It’s hilarious to watch. Conservanoids across the nation attempting to decipher and analyze and speculate as to the “motivation” behind Failin’ Palin and her display of weakness and selfishness.
No need to analyze…
Palin has stated that she QUIT because she wanted to save the people the money it’s taking to conduct the ongoing ETHICS investigations into her office and her conduct.
No mystery. She’s guilty of something and she’s bailing out before they find it.
Simple as that.

Show you my boobs for some extra ammo?
You betcha!

No, there’s no deep, strategic aspect of her QUITTING. She’s the same Sara Palin that ran with McLame for the Presidency. Delusional, conceited, self-absorbed and completely and totally out to lunch.

Marvelous. Couldn’t ask for more.
I only hope that McLame is right when he says “Palin will have a leadership role".
Between Palindrome, the Tea Bag Fags, Rush Limbaugh and the entire cast of characters the GOP brings to the circus, Democrats are feeling pretty damn comfortable with our majority.

Keep up the fine work Republicans (you fucking idiots). We’re looking forward to turning out even bigger than we did in ‘08 and wiping our collective ass with your collective shirt.

Heh, Gets better every day.

Oh, yeah. Palin’s lawyer, Thomas Van Flein, says he’s going to sue bloggers for bad mouthing his skank….

To the extent several websites, most notably liberal Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore, are now claiming as “fact” that Governor Palin resigned because she is “under federal investigation” for embezzlement or other criminal wrongdoing, we will be exploring legal options this week to address such defamation. This is to provide notice to Ms. Moore, and those who re-publish the defamation, such as Huffington Post, MSNBC, the New York Times and The Washington Post, that the Palins will not allow them to propagate defamatory material without answering to this in a court of law. The Alaska Constitution protects the right of free speech, while simultaneously holding those “responsible for the abuse of that right.” Alaska Constitution Art. I, Sec. 5. LINK These falsehoods abuse the right to free speech; continuing to publish these falsehoods of criminal activity is reckless, done without any regard for the truth, and is actionable.

Thomas Van Flein, for
Governor Sarah Palin

Mr. Van Flein, fuck you.
How’s that for court room dialect?