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It has been brought to our attention that Orly Taitz, the lawyer for the “Birther” movement, has been so demoralized and depressed after being exposed as a fraud, that she has resorted to selling her ass for crack.

This late breaking report comes on the heels of the discovery of the forged Kenyan birth certificate that was used to wrongly imply that President Obama was born anywhere other than Hawaii.

Taitz, a “lawyer” of Tel Aviv, Israel, has been the most prominent figure amongst Birthtards. A group of tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorists who believe that Barack Obama was not born in the United States.

Having recently been exposed as a fraud, Taitz suffered an ego crushing and pocket book depleting break down that has forced her, in her shame, to seek the solace of the pipe.
No longer able to afford Botox, cheap bleached wigs, tan in a can and costume jewelry, Taitz suffered a complete mental meltdown and has been found in a cheap Houston, Texas motel with a crack pipe in one hand and a picture of Obama in the other.
Distraught and desperate, Taitz has been seen on the corner of Westheimer and Montrose beckoning passers by with a pipe and a forged birth certificate.

Orly, pictured below, isn’t much to look at even with hundreds of dollars worth of resurfacing.

But uncovered, with pipe in hand, we see a far more frightening image of the results of post-FAIL depression.

It’s sad to see a person self-destruct in this manner. Reverting to the bowels of loserdom and turning to the crack pipe never solves anyone’s problems. Perhaps if she had sought help when she decided to become a lying sack of Republitard shit she might have had a chance at a normal life.
But alas, now Crack WhOrly is just another one of the Republican Party’s official spokespersons along side Lou Dobbs, Rush Limbaugh, Sara Palin, Dick Cheney, the Tea Bag Fags and the rest of the Republican leadership.

You can’t make this stuff up.

UPDATE:

This nutbag, Taitz, has been filed against. Papers have been filed in the State of California Bar Association seeking Ms. Taitz’s disbarment.

Big Thanx to Native Born Citizen. The rest is there.

Complaint to the State Bar of California
IN RE: ORLY TAITZ
STATE BAR NO. 223433

(Submitted anonymously due to potential retaliation, as described within)

Office of the Chief Trial Counsel/Intake
The State Bar of California
1149 South Hill Street
Los Angeles, California 90015-2299

Comment: Since Orly lost control over the DefendOurFreedoms domains, I have added backup links and have archived the relevant postings.

Table of Contents

Preface………………………………………………………………………..3
A. Respect for Courts & Judges …………………………………………………..5
B. Honesty Requirement; Prohibition on Deception…………………………………..12
C. Prohibition Against Presenting Claim Not Warranted………………………………15
D. Failing to Act Competently …………………………………………………..20
E. No Facts Prejudicial to Honor or Reputation Unless Required By Justice ……………21
F. Encouraging Lawsuits from Corrupt Motive of Passion or Interest…………………..21
G. Accounting for Monies Received ……………………………………………….22
H. Prohibition against Advising the Violation of Law ………………………………23
I. Prohibition against Threatening Criminal, Administrative, or Disciplinary Charges…..25
J. Prohibition against Ex Parte Contact with Judicial Officials …………………….26
K. Unauthorized Practice of Law in Another Jurisdiction ……………………………28
Conclusion ……………………………………………………………………29
Case Number(s) of Suit(s)……………………………………………………….30

Preface

A California attorney has decided that President Obama is ineligible to be president, and has taken on the mission of removing him from office — by force, if necessary. On at least two occasions, she has openly called for armed rebellion by the military, to arrest and imprison the elected President.

Her name is Orly Taitz. Using the power of the Internet, including blogs, online radio and television shows, and YouTube, she has become the national leader of a fringe movement. She has literally thousands of followers who think she is waging a lonely battle to uphold the Constitution, in the face of a conspiracy to place a usurper in the White House. Because her cause is so important, she has ignored the laws of the United States, established court procedures, and specifically, the California Rules of Professional Conduct. Specific violations are alleged below.

She has filed three lawsuits in California (two of which have been dismissed), and unsuccessfully attempted to file a fourth in federal court in Washington, D.C. Having been unable to achieve her goal by legal action, she has begun encouraging her followers nationwide to organize themselves as wholly unlawful “Citizens Grand Juries,” and making “presentations” to lead them in indicting President Obama on criminal “charges”. Already, a group of citizens in Georgia issued an “indictment” of the President, and “served” it on government officials, threatening violence if their “indictment” was ignored. Another such “indictment” is coming in early May, under her direction. In addition:

1) She has accused the following federal officials of treason and called for their indictments:

a) All the justices of the Supreme Court,
b) All the members of the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate,
c) Attorney General Eric Holder, Solicitor General Elena Kagan, and other federal officers,
d) and, of course, President Obama himself.

2) She has personally confronted two Supreme Court justices, when they made public appearances. On both occasions, she improperly tried to engage them in improper ex parte discussion of her case before the Court.

3) At her confrontation with Chief Justice Roberts, she gave two suitcases full of documents to his security detail, later claiming that she had “filed” a Motion for Reconsideration in one case, and a new lawsuit — though she paid no filing fee, failed to file with the clerk’s office, and showed no proof of service on opposing counsel. When her documents were not placed on the Supreme Court docket, she accused Justice Roberts of further treason and demanded his resignation.

4) She has openly encouraged and advised these unlawful “Citizens Grand Juries”. In Georgia on March 28, she “presented the case” before a “Citizens Grand Jury” of 25 people, who then issued an indictment of President Obama on charges of fraud. The “indictment” was then “served” on the U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Georgia, and on the Georgia Attorney General, on Georgia’s Speaker of the House, and on Georgia’s President of the Senate. http://www.riseupforamerica.com/index.html

We knew there must be a reason Taitz went to Israel just recently. Now we know.