Ablogination

Yet another recap….

1) All in the Family:

Scott Brownie, the Senator elect from Massa2shits, was once a naked model. Not such a big deal at all, if one wasn’t a moralizing, Bible-thumping Republican.
First, Brownie gets naked, than offers his daughters up to the general Republican public (brings the story of Lot to mind).
Now we find that Scott Brownie’s wifey did a nasty little part in an old, crappy, 1984 muzack video.
“Girl with the Curious Hands” indeed.

All that lewd behavior back in the ’80s….I wonder if Mr. and Mrs. Brownie ever had a hair test to see how much coke they snorted back then. I’ll give 1000 Colonies for the daughters, but that’s it.

2) Harold Ford Jr. R - Wall Street

Anyone who has read this blog for any length of time knows that we have been Ford Jr’s primary nemesis in Tennessee. He has dodged us, ran from us, avoided us…all the standard action words apply. Though the act of sheer cowardice HFJ displayed at TPM is still one of the foremost efforts in chicken shit I have ever witnessed.
Harold Ford Jr. is not a democrat and never has been one. He is still the most two-faced, candy-assed punk this blogger has ever seen in Democratic politics.
Now, he want’s to take his lie machine to NY and campaign for Senate.
There are plenty of New Yorkers that are stupid enough to support him, but fortunately rather few demographically speaking.
Ford’s efforts will fail and he will once again be just another insignificant DLC punk who could have been a contender if he had any honor at all.

3) Saints Come Marching In:

Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints.
I’ve been a fan since I was eight (if you don’t believe me I have 30+ year old Saints hats that are too moldy to touch. I’ll be glad to post pics). Never had much hope of Benson being smart enough to spend money on a good crew (much like his predecessor John Mecom). Why should he have? NO fans are so dedicated they flock to the games with bag-on-head and Benson gets his money without producing.
This is truly NFL history in the making. Not only are the Saints in the Super bowl, but Tom Benson just might become a popular figure in NOLA for once.

Saints by 7 in the big game.

4) Tim Tebow- Fuckus on the Family

Poor kid, all that talent and still an idiot. I hate abortion. I also hate the death penalty and war, so unlike most on both sides of the equation, my ducks are in a row.
Trouble is, there are times that all three are unavoidable.
Tebow has a right to purchase air time just like any other American. And the right to state his views.
It’s one thing to deplore killing, but to join with a Fascist Pig organization like Focus on the Family and a scumbag pile of lying, fake Christian filth like James Dobson is all it takes to realize that Tebow will be joining Mike Vick and other famous assholes of modern sport in marring his career forever.
I hope it’s just his youthful ignorance that is preventing him from realizing that James Dobson and FotF are not just about anti-abortion. They are also pro war and pro death penalty which makes them hypocrites of the first order. They are anti-birth control and anti-sex education. They symbolize everything that is foul and disgusting by using the name of Christ to achieve personal gain and power.

It’s also sad that pro-choice groups are giving this 30 seconds of idiocy the brightest spotlight possible. It makes them sound anti-free speech and gives political credibility to a commercial that would otherwise go mostly unnoticed.

5) High Speed Rail Cannot Prevent Fail:

It is said that after the President gives his State of the Fucking Disaster speech tonight that he will introduce plans for High Speed Rail development.
That’s great! HSR is a truly wonderful, productive thing. Just ask the French, Japanese, Chinese and everyone else who has what we don’t.
But that will not be enough for the Democrats to win back their base. If Dems and Obama want us energized again PASS THE FUCKING HEALTH REFORM LEGISLATION WITH 51 VOTES AND A PUBLIC OPTION!
Nothing else they do will bring us home.