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Thank God Scary Sara is forming her very own Tea Pot….Bag…whatever political party. Now the Ass-End of the Republican party will have a brand new Assroots movement to be part of.

(snort) Idiots…..

The Tea Bag convention went well for the ones getting the speaker fees. Sara Failin got 100k for displaying her incomparable brainlessness. And didn’t even have to act.
The Idiots who were duped into attending this essay in lifelessness paid dearly to get in. And they are most deserving of the hard, dry fucking they got…

From Politico:

Tickets for the Nashville event run $549, plus a $9.95 fee, while separate tickets to see only Palin cost $349. Republican Reps. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota and Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee are also scheduled to speak at the three-day conference at the Gaylord Opryland Hotel and Convention Center.

The shallowness of this political pandering money grab in Nashville was obvious from the beginning. They didn’t have a Pledge of Allegiance, or even an American flag present.
No prayer was offered…

From the Washington Post:

The convention’s first day lacked the orchestrated staging of most modern political events. The convention host delivered a meandering welcome speech without notes, saying that he had misplaced them. Former congressman Tom Tancredo (R-Colo.) offered a fiery defense of Judeo-Christian faith and traditional American values, but there was no prayer or Pledge of Allegiance to open the convention. Nor was there an American flag in the convention hall. (Convention spokesman Mark Skoda, chairman of the Memphis Tea Party, blamed the oversight on the hotel staff.)

But hey! They got to dupe the basket-cases that were lame enough to attend. “Mission Accomplished".

Some Iowa attendees were eager to display all the cool stuff (you betcha’) that they got for their month’s rent. Nothing like a cool, plastic megaphone and a TPN fanny pack, made in China, to provide one with a genuine sense of belonging…

Here’s some dysfunctional dim wits from Orlando after huffing glue in the ladies room…

Steve at Whitescreek found this gem. The perfect example of…well…I’m just not quite sure. Mid Life Crises?…

Next time you plan on attending a Tea Party, why not just send Scary Sara a check, save the gas money and stay home. Please.