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Roll it Up!

Feb 23 '10

Summary of Current Events

Permalink 03:21:08 pm, Categories: Had to post it  

Yep…

1) Like, OMG, Gag me with a Hot Dog:

Some insignificant group of malcontents at American Academy of Pediatrics has suggested that we should change the shape of hot dogs because they’re afraid children might choke on them.

….People, just shut the fuck up.

You remind me of PETA and the fly swatting incident. You’re idiots with too much time on your hands. You actually assail the “shape” of hot dogs when all you had to do was recommend that parents CUT THE FUCKING THING UP BEFORE THEY FEED IT TO THEIR KIDS!?
Morons…. What shape should they be? Maybe triangle shaped so the kid can poke their eye out? How ’bout star shape so they can throw them and poke the other kid’s eye out? Hows about a nice Octahedronic dog so they can summon Hellraiser?

Fact is, a non-tubular hot dog already exists. It’s round and they call it A FUCKING HAMBURGER!
:no:

2) Blooming Energy:

60 Mins has brought to light what may possibly be the future of energy independence. The Bloom Box, named for it’s company, Bloom Inc, is the brain child of a great American genius named K.R. Sridhar.
Sridhar suddenly, after a decade of developed Bloom Box, went public with the invention.
I consider this to be a very wise move considering the history of questionable deaths when it comes to innovation.
Preston Tucker, the great automobile innovator was killed under very questionable circumstances. Recently, some Tesla Motors employees were killed in a plane crash. Those circumstances are anything but clear.

The possibilities of the Bloom Box are almost endless. Pursuing this innovation will ultimately give the people a weapon against the energy whores that rob us day and night for electric and other forms of energy. Once condensed, the Bloom Box could easily power a car.

Good move, Sridhar. We are forever in your debt.

3) Israel. Serial Killers:

A Hamas big wig was assassinated in Dubai and the sloppiness of the operation is the signature of the inept Israeli murder squad known as the Mossad.
It’s not such a big deal that a Hamas leader was murdered, it’s that Israel seems to think that they can kill who they like when and where they like.

This behavior cannot be tolerated by the international community. It’s murder any way you fucking slice it. Israel is a criminal nation that has no right to exist. They have committed murder, attempted genocide and have deceptively stabbed those they call “friend” in the back too many times to count.
They are out of control and must be extinguished. Israel has no right to exist as a nation. They should be driven out of Palestinian territory and their leaders tried for war crimes in the international courts. Their sentences should be similar to that of Saddam Hussein.

Whatever Israel suffers in the future as a result of it’s inhuman, Godless ways can only be described as very much deserved. They are terrorists, nothing more and certainly nothing less.

4) You’re doin’ a heck of a job, Brownie:

Scott Brown, the new Massachusetts Senator and the Tea Bagger’s “41st vote” has helped Democrats overcome a Repig filibuster of the Jobs Bill that recently passed the Senate.

All I can say is……. LOL!

Eat shit, Tea Baggers (or nuts or whatever). Scott Brown is still a piece of crap Republican, but he sure stuck it to you Right Wing trash in admirable fashion.
Please, continue to whine, cry, blubber, scream, shout and holler. Your frustration and misery is music to our ears. :>>

5) Does Dick’s clock ever stop?:

The nation’s most infamous traitor, former VP Dick Cheney, had another heart attack but unfortunately survived it.
We’ll update this entry when we have better news on the subject.

6) USA Defeats Canada in Olympic Hockey:

Take that, Ice Box Limeys. :P:P:P
:)>

Oh, yeah…

7) Peeping Tom Teachers:

It matters not what the motivation was. “Intentions” are of no consequence. Faculty of the Lower Merion School District in Pennsylvania have been monitoring their student’s behavior at home, often in the privacy of their bedrooms, without anyone’s knowledge.
This is done through a program that remotely activates the web cams in the school supplied lap tops that students take home.
The district’s stated intention is to be able to “locate missing lap tops". Sorry, any ten year old knows that you cannot locate a computer through a camera. That is done by tracing IPs.

This is insane and is becoming more so every day. Now it seems that Merion techs made an effort to prevent students from finding out about the cameras being remotely operated.
Brainwrap at Kos has an excellent post about this diabolical activity.

Imagine. You’re a kid, teen, kickin’ it in your room, hormones a blazin’. You undress yourself for a little personal relief, all the while a member of your school’s faculty is watching you on your lap top web cam.

Get it?

Every one of these filthy, possible child porn producing “teachers” should spend a very, very long time in prison. This is major. Major.

H/T to Steve at Whitescreek Journal

Comments, Pingbacks:

Comment from: timvalentine [Visitor] · http://timvalentine.wordpress.com
You know what is funny about the whole hot dog thing is that I was sitting in a little restaurant that only sales hot dogs Saturday when the report came on the TV. I told the owner that I guess I'll have to gag, because I just had two. :)

As far as that Dick Cheney, I'm just waiting because what I have to say will be colder than his heart. I was nice enough to not say anything when Strom Thurmand, Richard Nixon & Ronald Reagan died, but get attacked when I wrote about Ted Kennedy. So I can't wait, because I'm emailing the same people back to invite them to read what I have to say about Dick Cheney. When it happens I'm going to have my own tribute to that Dick Cheney. I'm sure it will bring a tear of joy to your eye when you read it.

I don't know about Scott Brown. I still don't trust him. Glad he voted the right way, but just waiting for the GOP so-called leadership to get to him and get him in lock step with saying NO.
PermalinkPermalink 02/24/10 @ 10:29
Comment from: captainkona [Member] Email · http://tn420.org
Heh, yeah, Brownie is still one of them. But the Tea Baggers are already calling for his head. Hopefully that will drive him more this way. He's a pretty shallow dude, so we'll have to wait and see.

Cheney has been dead for decades. They just keep reanimating the sub-human bastard.
I hope he dies once for every soldier we lost in Iraq.

If those are the people looking out for our children's safety we'd better be extra careful. Every parent worth their stripes knows to cut up a small child's hot dog. That's how Beanie Weenies were invented.
I can't believe these "experts" didn't even know that. Sounds like the need some older supervision. Unreal.
PermalinkPermalink 02/24/10 @ 12:22
Comment from: victorg423 [Member] Email
01. - I want to see a hot dog shaped like a doughnut for no known sane reason. Or maybe a pretzel, now that I think about it. You could dip 'em in hot spicy mustard. Or perhaps a fondue pot.

02. - The hot air from constantly harping wingnuts ought to be able to turn some turbines or something and consequently to create all sorts of energy. That way, their useless chattering would finally accomplish something constructive.

03. - Israel exists because the United States supports it - financially & in other ways too of course. Why is this?

04. - Brown said that he would be an "independent" regarding some issues. A politician who said something truthful" What's going on?

05. - I don't want Cheney to die. I want him to experience excruciating pain every day for years & years. Non-stop pain. Ideally, he would become effectively paralyzed - unable to speak or to walk - but still feel constant horrible pain. Oh, I've seen too many of those 'Saw' movies or something, huh?

06. - DEFEAT THE WORLD!

07. - Daily Koz comments on the situation well enough.


Well, y'all have a great weekend!
PermalinkPermalink 02/25/10 @ 19:51
Comment from: captainkona [Member] Email · http://tn420.org
Heh, :))

"fondue". Hadn't seen fondue since the early seventies. Maybe we should re-hatch the fondue parties and start a new trend. Could be worth millions!

Have a goodly weekend, man.
PermalinkPermalink 02/26/10 @ 12:37

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