Ablogination

It’s a busy week in la la land…

1) Edumacated Teabaggers:

It seems a recent poll (not a scientific study mind you) has determined without a doubt that Teabaggers, contrary to previous belief, are actually educated, wealthy, successful and well intentioned business people etc…

Yeah, we always knew you weren’t the “average American citizens” you once claimed to be.

Lying Big Corporate asshats….

How’s that Scott Brown, “41st vote to kill health reform” workin’ out for ya?

2) Goldman-Sucks charged with fraud:

..Sachs…whatever…

Goldman-Sachs, the global banking and securities firm that has become famous for failure and known for executive comedic ventures like showing up to testify before congress about the loss of TARP funds on separate private jets and paying 1 Million dollar bonuses to executives from taxpayer money, has been charged with committing fraud by the SEC.

One thing about the hopelessly greedy that never changes, give them enough rope to hang themselves and they surely will.

3) Taxing Time:

Paid out 150 dollars LESS in income taxes in spite of having made more than last year. How?! Why….it’s those damn Socialists in Washington of course. The nerve of those Marxists, making me pay less taxes. IT’S UNAMERICAN I TELLS YA!

Teabaggers, of course, are hard at work protesting taxes that they didn’t have to pay.

4) Peeping Tom Teachers Revisited:

We wrote previously about faculty of a Pennsylvania school district using spywear in assigned student laptops to spy on students in their bedrooms. That situation has become even more disturbing. Parents are filing suit and the truth is coming out…

From Philly.com:

More than once, the motion asserts, the camera on Robbins’ school-issued laptop took photos of Robbins as he slept in his bed. Each time, it fired the images off to network servers at the school district.

Back at district offices, the Robbins motion says, employees with access to the images marveled at the tracking software. It was like a window into “a little LMSD soap opera,” a staffer is quoted as saying in an e-mail to Carol Cafiero, the administrator running the program.

“I know, I love it,” she is quoted as having replied.

5) Catholic Church Playing Musical Pedos:

Great idea! A Priest is found guilty of raping a child, so what does the Catholic Church do? They send him to another country to rape their kids.

But naturally this is simply another case of us mean people attacking the church.

From the AP:

RIO DE JANEIRO – There he was, five decades later, the priest who had raped Joe Callander in Massachusetts. The photo in the Roman Catholic newsletter showed him with a smile across his wrinkled face, near-naked Amazon Indian children in his arms and at his feet.

The Rev. Mario Pezzotti was working with children and supervising other priests in Brazil.

It’s not an isolated example.

In an investigation spanning 21 countries across six continents, The Associated Press found 30 cases of priests accused of abuse who were transferred or moved abroad. Some escaped police investigations. Many had access to children in another country, and some abused again.

6) Got a Problem with Confederate history do ya?:

I got news for you, this doesn’t happen in Bristol Tennessee…
Pull yer heads out of yer butts and realize that while we’re whining about yesterday, today is taking a bite out of our ass.

From L.A. NOW:

White supremacist rally ends with five arrests and two assaults, police say [Updated]
April 17, 2010 | 4:34 pm

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A white supremacist rally on the lawn of Los Angeles City Hall ended with a handful of arrests Saturday afternoon as counter-protesters showered police and white supremacists with rocks, bottles and other debris.

[Update, 4:50 p.m.: All five people arrested were counter-protesters, police say.]

A rally by 40 members of a group calling itself the National Socialist Movement drew hundreds of counter-protesters from throughout the region. In the hours leading up to the rally, where members called for the removal of all nonwhites from America’s southwest, counter-protesters scuffled with people perceived to be sympathizing with the white supremacists’ message.

One man, who sported Nazi tattoos, was severely beaten near City Hall while another man, who carried a confusing sign about religion with a scribbled swastika, was pummeled by a mob of people on Spring Street between 1st and 2nd.
The Los Angeles Police Department went on tactical alert during the event and took responsibility for escorting the white supremacists to and from the demonstration site. Earlier in the week the group had obtained a permit for the demonstration.

Like we showed you before, West and North… Though racism is actually a universal problem, those of you who are so quick to point the finger and indulge in revisionist history need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and while you’re at it, give yourselves a good enema too. Because full of shit you are for sure. Yes, you are.

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