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02/05/09

Standing up for Mike Phelps and What is Right

Well, Kelloggs Foods just dropped Mike Phelps from their endorsements.

Now TN420.0rg is dropping Kelloggs from the highest cliff possible. Mt. Boycott…

The disgusting and arcane manner in which Kelloggs brand foods has sought to destroy this fine young man’s life is unforgivable. These filthy little hypocrites and their over-priced generic garbage wouldn’t be worth a plug nickle and would be staring General Mills in the ass were it not for Phelps.
Therefor, it is our pleasure to ask all concerned to join us in a BOYCOTT of ALL Kelloggs brand products.

The only way to teach corporations right from wrong is to hit them in the pockets.

Our good friend, vic123, provides us with a nice list of Kelloggs products which we can hopefully all avoid.

All-Bran® Products
Apple Jacks® Cereal
Austin® Cookies and Crackers
Carr’s® Products
Cheez-It® Crackers
Chips Deluxe® Cookies
Club® Crackers
Crunchmania™ Products
Eggo® Products
EL Fudge® Sandwich Cookies
Famous Amos® Cookies
Fruit Flavored Rolls
Fudge Shoppe® Cookies
Gripz®
Hydrox® Cookies
Jack’s® Cookies
Jackson’s® Cookies
Keebler® Cookies and Crackers
Keebler® Grahams Crackers
Kellogg’s® Cereals and Snacks
Kellogg’s™ Cereal Straws
Kellogg’s™ Cocoa Krispies® Cereal
Kellogg’s® Corn Flake Crumbs
Kellogg’s® Corn Flakes Cereal
Kellogg’s® Corn Pops® Cereal
Kellogg’s® Cracklin’ Oat Bran® Cereal
Kellogg’s® Crispix® Cereal
Kellogg’s™ Crunchy Nut™ Granola Bars
Kellogg’s® Froot Loops® Cereal
Kellogg’s® Frosted Flakes® Cereal
Kellogg’s® Honey Smacks® Cereal
Kellogg’s® Keebler Cookie Crunch™ Cereal
Kellogg’s™ Live Bright™ Brain Health Bars
Kellogg’s® Low Fat Granola
Kellogg’s® Mini-Wheats® Cereal
Kellogg’s® Mueslix® Cereal
Kellogg’s® Nutri-Grain® Products
Kellogg’s® Product 19® Cereal
Kellogg’s® Raisin Bran® Cereal
Kellogg’s® Raisin Bran Crunch® Cereal
Kellogg’s® Smart Start® Cereal
Kellogg’s™ Smorz™ Cereal
Kellogg’s® Special K® Products
Kellogg’s® Stuffing Mix
Kellogg’s® Yogos® Snacks
Krispy® Saltine Crackers
Morningstar Farms® Veggie Foods
Morningstar Farms® Natural and Organic Veggie Foods
Murray® Cookies
Murray® Sugar Free Cookies
Pop-Tarts® Toaster Pastries
Ready Crust® Pie Crusts
Rice Krispies® Cereal and Treats
Sandies® Cookies
Scooby-Doo!® Crackers
Soft Batch® Cookies
Themed Snacks
Toasteds® Crackers
Town House® Crackers
Vienna Cremes® Sandwich Cookies
Vienna Fingers® Cookies
Wheatables® Crackers
Worthington® Loma Linda® Veggie Foods
Worthington® Veggie Foods
Zesta® Crackers

So this is for you, Mike. You’ll have bigger and better endorsements in the very near future. Meanwhile, Kelloggs will not hear the end of this outrageous display of ignorance.

Let’s piss in their Corn Flakes, Pot Heads!

Piss on Kelloggs

Comments, Pingbacks:

Comment from: Dave Kapp Esq. [Visitor] Email · http://www.haileunlikely.com
Screw Phelps! He is a greedy, tongue-tied, flip-flopping mealy mouthed douche-bag who cant seem to form his own opinions or take a stand on ANYTHING. He has nothing in that waterlogged brain of his. He parrots back anything his "handlers" tell him to say. He should TELL THE TRUTH and STICK TO IT or else he is a role model for nobody. Asswipe.
PermalinkPermalink 02/09/09 @ 06:58
Comment from: captainkona [Member] Email · http://tn420.org
Well, I guess it was unrealistic to expect all the comments to be intelligent and informative.
PermalinkPermalink 02/09/09 @ 13:08
Comment from: LuannD [Visitor] Email
My friends and I are adding our outraged voices to Kellogg's dropping Michael Phelps as spokesperson. Kelloggs - we are all dropping you!
PermalinkPermalink 02/10/09 @ 07:59
Comment from: victorg423 [Visitor] Email
satirical phelps pic:

http://darkblack999.blogspot.com/2009/02/and-i-will-advertise-it.html
PermalinkPermalink 02/14/09 @ 05:30

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