High Witness Report

I have a few mins of down time and this was just too good to pass up.

Texas, a state infamous for police tasering old ladies, executions of innocent people and fucktarded Presidents, has finally managed to transcend their own record ignorance in a humorous fashion as opposed to the usual destructive one.

One has to wonder why Marijuana is even illegal in Texas when the cops are too stupid to know it from crabgrass….

ROTFFLMAO

Bong rips of Horsemint, anyone?

From Raw Story:

Like the old song goes, one of these things is not like the other…

However, remind a police officer in Corpus Christi, Texas of those famed Cookie Monster lyrics and they’re likely to give you an annoyed look.

That’s because a recently discovered cache of plants, initially pegged by officials speaking to local news as “one of the largest marijuana plant seizures in the police department’s history,” turned out to be a relatively common prairie flower of little significance.

Texas officers ultimately spent hours laboring to tag and remove up to 400 plants from a city park, discovering only after a battery of tests that they had been sweating over mere Horse Mint, a member of the mint family – effectively turning their ambitious drug bust into mere yard work.

The plants, which bear very few aesthetic similarities to cannabis, were reported by an unnamed youth who came across them while riding a bike in the park around 8 p.m. on Thursday. Upon visual inspection, police apparently agreed that the inoffensive plants had to go.

Fucking idiots.